My dietary choices used to make airports really frustrating places to be. Cutting out the meat and the dairy left me with options like a mealy old apple for $3 or potato chips or a super boring salad. That is, until my life magically aligned with the best airport restaurant ever. We flew into Miami a year or so ago and had to make a mad dash to our gate where our next flight was already boarding. I ran up to the nearest counter and found a magically delicious, dairy-free wheat berry salad. For $4. And there were pretty cakes. And an espresso machine. And then we flew away and I could never manage to find it again. Until a friend last month told me she'd meet me at the gate on a flight back to St. Thomas. She was just going to take the train to D4 to grab a wheat berry salad from the best airport restaurant ever. I almost punched her in the face with excitment when I realized fate was about to reunite me with an oasis I had started to think I had dreamed up.
Ice Box. Ahhh. Hiding over in D4 all that time. This is what contentment amidst a day of airport travel looks like.
Then on the plane Seth left to go to the bathroom. And never returned. Seriously, I was starting to worry. Until he showed up with a handful of wine and Dewars. Apparently he had befriended a flight attendant and discovered we had a lot of mutual friends on St. Thomas. Do you know what happens after eating your delicious wheat berry salad and then finishing out a smooth travel day with a few glasses of in-flight red wine? You spend the rest of your flight trying to convince Seth that Short Circuit 2 is, in fact, the absolute best childrens movie ever made. (What? It's not a childrens movie? Lies. I had the entire thing memorized long before I made it to the 4th grade.)
You even get tears in your eyes when recounting what an outcast Johnny 5 felt like when he went to buy Frankenstien at the bookstore. And remember having to ask your mom about why Johnny 5 was so sad while reading about the Frankenstein monster because 8 year old you didn't understand the synbolism. Oh, Johhny 5, it wasn't your fault. You thought those bank robbers were your friends. You didn't know!
Honestly a day of travel couldn't get much better. And as soon as my nephew masters that peg/hammer thingy we bought him for his birthday, we're going to move on and learn the life-changing cinematic genius that is Short Circuit 2.
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